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TUESDAYS’S PHYSICS

A Higgs-Boson enters church, the priest says “We don’t allow Higgs-Bosons in here”.
Higgs-Bosons says “But without me how can you have mass?”.

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Two atoms were walking across a road when one of them said, “I think I lost an electron!”
“Really!” the other replied, “Are you sure?”
“Yes, I ‘m absolutely positive.”

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Heisenberg went for a drive and got stopped by a traffic cop. The cop asked, “Do you know how fast you were going?” Heisenberg replied, “No, but I know where I am.”

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